I wish I only lived at night.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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