If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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