no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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