it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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