I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
why is half of my head shaved?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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