i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A bitchslap is in order.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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