I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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