you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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