i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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