i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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