By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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