So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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