good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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