One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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