"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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