Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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