We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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