At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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