you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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