how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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