You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I love having hate sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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