Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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