god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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