last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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