I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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