I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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