He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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