Porn is love you can see.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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