I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Randomize