? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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