And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize