Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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