I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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