I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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