that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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