i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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