He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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