I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
