I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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