I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
