I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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