the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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