There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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