well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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