White coat. Heels.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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