i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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