I'm jealous of your bromance
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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