I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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