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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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