let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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