Its about making memories worth repressing
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
