I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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