Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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