So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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