Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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