People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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