She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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