ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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